Season tickets for 2024 -2025 season will be on sale in the Playhouse bar during the last two plays of this season. Alternatively, you can call the box office now on 07599 890769 to renew, or book a new season ticket, by telephone and pay by credit or debit card......avoiding the queues! Remember by booking a season ticket you can always be sure of your favourite seats AND you get 7 plays for the price of 6! If, for any reason, you can't make it you can always change to another night by calling the Box Office at no extra charge. Please note...Season tickets CANNOT be booked on Ticket Source.
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From 1st August you will be able to book your seats online. You can choose your seats from the plan and print your own tickets. Simply go to the booking page on our website www.keighleyplayhouse.co.uk and click on the link. Then just follow the instructions. You will still be able to book by telephone or email if you prefer.
Season tickets for 2024 -2025 season will be on sale in the Playhouse bar during the last two plays of this season. Alternatively, you can call the box office now on 07599 890769 to renew, or book a new season ticket, by telephone and pay by credit or debit card......avoiding the queues! Remember by booking a season ticket you can always be sure of your favourite seats AND you get 7 plays for the price of 6! If, for any reason, you can't make it you can always change to another night by calling the Box Office at no extra charge. Please note...Season tickets CANNOT be booked on Ticket Source.
This hilarious play centres on a voluble cleaning woman who keeps telling the cops how to mind their business and who steps forward with the right evidence in every pinch. She lives in the basement of the office building she cleans and one night finds a body. By the time the police arrive, there is no body and no evidence. The wrong alarms are sent out, murdered men turn up alive, and the whole thing is chalked up to the cleaning woman's imagination until an unidentified body is discovered on a distant hill and the cleaning woman uncovers more evidence in the course of her duties. Is the company owner staging his own murder? Or did he kill his wife's lover? Is the lover a firm employee or someone else? Where do the two female assistants fit in? What is the wife withholding?
Clarissa, the wife of a Foreign Office diplomat, is given to daydreaming. ‘Supposing I were to come down one morning and find a dead body in the library, what should I do?’ she muses. Clarissa has her chance to find out when she discovers a body in the drawing-room of her house in Kent. Desperate to dispose of the body before her husband comes home with an important foreign politician, Clarissa persuades her three house guests to become accessories and accomplices. It seems that the murdered man was not unknown to certain members of the house party (but which ones?), and the search begins for the murderer and the motive, while at the same time trying to persuade a police inspector that there has been no murder at all.
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Keighley Playhouse recognises its obligations under the Equality Act. Although compliant, simply by reason of its structural features, the historic building occupied by Keighley Playhouse does not afford access for wheelchairs.